關於婚姻的英語名言名句

Do you know what it means to nete home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)

晚上你回到家裏，有一個女人會給你一眼愛情，一手溫情，一懷柔情。你知道這意味着什麼嗎?這意味着你走錯房子了，就是這個意思。

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)

保持婚姻幸福的兩大祕密是： 1. 一旦錯了，立刻承認;2. 一旦對了，立刻閉嘴。

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)

婚姻是唯一的和敵人同牀共眠的戰爭。

Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind (Anonymous)

婚姻是因爲愛情，愛情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是爲瞎子所設的會所。

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." (Anonymous)

一個男人驕傲地說：”我老婆是天使“。另一個男人羨慕地說：“你真走運，我的那個還活着。”

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. (Henry Youngman)

有人問我和我老婆婚姻長久的祕訣：我們倆口子很會享受生活，每週兩次去餐廳吃飯。燭光、晚餐、輕音樂、跳舞。她週二去一次，我週五去一次。

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)

我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然後…我們就相遇了。

Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence.　(King Vidor)

婚姻不是一個詞語… …它是一個判決(句子)。

Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring" - engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.

婚姻需要男人購買4種“ring”(戒指) ——訂婚ring，結婚ring， suffe-ring (苦難)和endu-ring(忍耐)

Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. And in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

婚姻生活充滿了興奮和沮喪。第一年，男人說話女人在聽，第二年，女人說話男人在聽，第三年，兩人同時說話，鄰居們在聽。

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

愛情是一場長長甜甜的夢，婚姻就是鬧鐘。

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand and before marriage. It is love. After marriage is self-defense.

他們說：在婚前，男人緊握女人的手，那是愛;如果是婚後，那是自衛。

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

當新婚男人看上去很幸福，我們知道是爲什麼。但結婚十年的男人看上去很幸福，我們想知道是爲什麼。

We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities. (Jacques Maritain)

我們愛的不是優點，我們愛的是人，有時是因爲他們的缺陷，附帶着他們的優點。

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. (Rita Rudner)

我認爲穿過耳洞的男人對結婚準備得更爲充分。他們已經經歷了痛苦，而且購買了珠寶。