愚人節英語祝福短信
1、有人對我說：“你智慧的象豬”我聽後便大怒！我是瞭解你的！這樣的欺侮！簡直太對不起豬了！
Someone said to me： "you of wisdom like pig" I listen to and rage！ I know you are！ Such a bully！ It is too sorry pig！
2、祝你：打牌運氣拉不住，豹子金花把把出，別人瞪眼你笑臉，別人掏錢你收錢。
Wish you： playing CARDS is not luck， the leopard golden flower hang out， others stare you smile， people pay you money。
3、遇見你是偶然的，喜歡你是自然的，愛上你是毅然的，得到你是欣然的，伴你一生是必然的。
Meeting you is accidental， like you is natural， falling in love with you was resolutely， get you is gladly， the companion your whole life is inevitable。
4、希奇希奇真希奇，發現意投達春綠，春綠頭腦有問題，不吃不喝不休息，要問春綠在哪裏，正在埋頭看消息！
Strange strange really amazed， find meaning of spring green， spring green head has a problem， don't eat not to drink not rest， to ask where is the spring green， is in the news！
5、不管今天你是要去整人，還是要遭被整，都祝你愚人節快樂！一年才一次，無論整與被整都當平淡日子的開心一刻吧！
Today are you going to beat people， or to be whole， wish you happy April fool's day！ Comes but once a year， both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment！
6、當你拿起鏡子，看着自己那圓圓的臉，高高的鼻，迷人的眼，性感的嘴，有福的耳，你總會不禁地大聲感嘆——豬啊！
When you picked up a mirror， looking at his round face， high nose， charming eye， sexy lips， blessed ears， you always can't help but to sigh loudly - pig！
7、您好，當您收到這條消息時您的手機已感染病毒，請迅速開關機十次後諮詢1860具體原因及清除方法。
Hello， your mobile phone when you receive this message have been infected with the virus， please quickly switch machine after ten times 1860 specific reason and remove method。
8、尊敬的客戶，你好：由於雨天，導致系統故障，爲不影響您的正常通訊，請將手機置放在水中！謝謝合作！
The respect customer， hello： due to the rainy day， lead to system failures， for not affect your normal communication， please send cellular phone in the water！ Thank you for your cooperation！
9、注意了，先看看你的左邊，再看看你的右邊。請小心一個剛溜出來的精神病，他的特徵是：拿着手機東張西望。
Attention， first take a look at your left， then take a look at your right side。 Please be careful just sneak out a mental illness， his character is： holding a cell phone look in all directions。
10、這是一條你必備的警告：由於黑客侵入你的手機系統，電池即被引爆！請立即將手機電池取下扔出五米距離。切記！
This is a necessary warning you： because hackers your phone system， the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that！
11、將這封短信轉發3次，你會走財運；轉發6次，你會走官運；轉發10次，你會走桃花運；轉發20次，你將花掉2元錢！
To forward the note 3 times， you'll go wealth； Forward 6 times， you will go the official； Forward ten times， you will walk the desires of the heart； Forward 20 times， you will spend 2 yuan！
12、豬頭初次想出頭。出頭初次是豬頭初次豬頭想出頭。豬頭初頭是初次每天誠心念十遍。包你穩出頭。不出頭也變豬頭。
Pig want to head for the first time。 S first is pig head pig head first want to do the talking。 Pig initially read ten times every day is the first time the sincerity。 Package you steady。 Pig not changes。
13、聽說你發財了，還還了所有的外債，那麼在小學時候借我的半塊橡皮也該還我了吧，加上這麼多年的利息你應該還我個輪胎。
I heard that you made a fortune， but also has all of the foreign debt， so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also， plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
14、你的國語標準請跟我一起念：萬萬望望、望旺萬旺、萬腕忘忘、萬旺萬旺……好了，狗狗別叫了，吃骨頭羅。愚人節快樂！
Your mandarin standard please say with me： never looked， looked prosperous Wan Wang wrist， forget the forgotten， Wan Wang Wan Wang…… Well， the dog dog don't call， eating bones。 Happy April fool's day！
15、您的話費餘額不足，請照提示進行充值：將一張百元人民幣燒成灰燼，打開手機後蓋，將灰燼倒入後重新蓋好。謝謝合作！
Your words fee balance is insufficient， please according to hint top-up： the ashes of a one hundred - yuan， open the phone back cover， will be after the ashes into the back cover。 Thank you for your cooperation！
16、愚人節，請時刻保持警惕；愚人節，請小心一切未知事件；愚人節，記得用你聰明的大腦分辨。否則，我只能祝福你：愚人節快樂！
April fool's day， please be vigilant。 April fool's day， please be careful all the unknowns； April fool's day， remember to use your smart brain。 Otherwise， I can only wish you： happy April fool's day！
17、精神病院一天下雨了，好多病人在雨中洗澡，只有你獨自在窗臺旁看，院長好奇地問：你在幹什麼？你答：我等水熱了再去！
Mental hospital day rain， a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain， only you look at the window sill side alone， dean curiously ask： what are you doing？ Your answer： waiting for hot water to go！
18、愚人者自愚也，愚人者自樂也，愚人者自知也，愚人者自足也。願你愚人節愚得開心，愚得安閒，愚得幸福，愚得大豐收！嘻嘻！
Fool， fool also enjoyment is a fool， the fool who knows， also more self-sufficient and fools。 I wish you a happy April fool's day a fool， fool comfortable， foolish happiness， fool a bumper harvest！ Hee hee！
19、你正在上班是吧？是不是很累啊？有一件事我憋在心裏很久了，經過慎重考慮我決定還是告訴你吧，我想告訴你的就是…就是現在離下班還有一段時間。
Are you go to work， right？ Whether very tired？ There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time， after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth， I want to tell you is…… Now we had some time off from work。
20、昨晚我夢見你：吃滿漢全席，住香格里拉；穿精品服飾，坐凱迪拉克；看現場實況，享性福生活；世界各地遊，彩票期期中……祝愚人節夢想成真！
Last night I dreamed you： eat man-han banquet， live in shangri-la； Wear boutiques， sit Cadillac， Look at the site of live， enjoy sex life； Travel all over the world， lottery period midterm…… April fool's day dream come true！
21、可憐的手機用戶，非常遺憾，由於您確認了此條短信，所以傳染了愚人節細菌。現在細菌正邁着矯健的步伐通過你的身體，祝您愚人節快樂。
Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body， I wish you a happy April fool's day。
22、當年你爸爸在火車上抱着你，走過的人都在嘲笑你。一位老大爺手拿香蕉向你們走近，哭着說，給猴子吃根香蕉吧！看它多可憐，餓的都沒毛了。
When your father hold you on the train and walked through the people are laughing at you。 An old man holding a banana to approached you， cry to say， to give the monkeys eat bananas！ See how poor it is， hungry didn't hair。
23、愚人節願你生活如愚得水，能力綽綽有愚，財富月月有愚，做事不遺愚力，飲食愚味無窮，茶愚飯後談笑風生，所以煩惱愚消雲散，愚人節快樂！
April fool's day， wish your life like a fool to water long-so large capacity is a fool， wealth yueyue is a fool， do a fool no， eating ignorance， tea fool laughing after a meal， so troubles fool away us， happy April fool's day！
24、愚人節到，見着熟人要繞，見着美女要吊，見着上司客套，見着友人自保，見着家人強笑，見着短信……狐狸尾巴終於露出來了，逮住你就別想跑！
April fool's day to， see acquaintances around， see the beauty to crane， see the boss polite， see the friends， see his family strong smile， see the message…… The fox's tail was finally come to light， catch you don't want to go！
25、你前一陣子向我借錢，我很爽快地借給你了，你還說過幾天就還錢給我，可現在都過幾個月了你怎麼還不還錢，你再不還錢，我…我發錯對象了，對不起！
Before you borrow money from me for a while， I am very frank to lend you， you also said that a few days give me money， but are now a few months why don't you have money， if you don't pay， I…… I send the wrong object， I'm sorry！
26、你我都是單翼的天使，惟有彼此的擁抱才能展翅飛翔，據說人來到世上就是爲了尋找另一半的，我千辛萬苦終於找到了你，靠！卻發現咱倆的翅膀是一順邊的。
You and I are single-wing angel， only hug each other to spread your wings and fly， it is said that people come to this world is to find the other half， I finally found you difficulty， depend！ Find a za a pair of wings is YiShun edge。
27、如果一片樹葉代表快樂我就送你森林，如果一滴水代表一個祝福我就送你大海，如果一根針代表我對你的思念我就送你仙人球：小樣，我就不信扎不死你！
If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest， if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea， if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you！
28、四月一日愚人節，測試智商行動來。一早就有人來騙，親人之間難防備。你騙我來我騙你，不爲名來不爲利。只爲博得君一笑，哈哈聲中快樂隨。愚人節快樂！
April fool's day on April 1, IQ test action。 Someone to cheat in the first place, hard to guard against between relatives。 You lie to me I lie to you, not for fame to or。 Just to impress the gentleman a smile, happy with the ha。 Happy April fool's day！
29、春天到，春風把我祝福捎：花兒俏，願你健康快樂沒煩惱！小鳥叫，願你工作順利事業步步高！祝福短信你已收到，你看我對你這麼好，今晚飯錢一定得你掏。
To spring, spring breeze take my greetings： flowers qiao, I wish you a happy and healthy no worries！ Bird call, wish you smooth work cause a backgammon！ Greeting message you have received, you see so good, I am for you tonight, just have to you pay for the meal。
30、愚人節要到了，爲了“愚”你同樂，我“愚”重心長地送你這條愚味無窮的短信，願你做個快樂的“愉”人：能力綽綽有愚，做人無愧愚心；生活如愚得水。
April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" ： long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear conscience foolish heart； Life's like a fool to water。
