搞笑的英語諺語
1、逢着瞎子不談光，逢着癩子不談瘡。
Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don't talk about sores.
2、人不虧地皮，地不虧肚皮。
No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
3、勤是搖錢樹，儉是聚寶盆。
Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
4、人怕信心齊，虎怕成羣。
People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
5、娘想兒，長江水，兒想娘，哭一場。
Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.
6、人勤病就懶，人懶病就勤。
People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.
7、長木匠，短鐵匠，不長不短是裁縫。
Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
8、人家誇，一朵花；自己誇，人笑話。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
9、四川太陽雲南風，貴州落雨如過冬。
Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.
10、禾苗不認爹和娘，耕作到家多打糧。
The seedlings do not recognize their father and mother. They farm at home and get more grain.
11、人各有心，物各有主。
Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.
12、只有上不去的天，沒有過不去的山。
There are no mountains that can't be crossed except those that can't be crossed.
13、拳不離手，曲不離口。
Fist does not leave the hand, song does not leave the mouth.
14、人多智謀廣，柴多火焰高。
Many people are wise and wise, but many firewood have a high flame.
15、好漢做事幹到底，好馬登程跑到頭。
A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.
16、人敬有的，狗咬醜的。
People respect, dogs bite ugly.
17、人多出韓信，智多出孔明。
More people than Han Xin, more wisdom than Kong Ming.
18、人強人欺病，人弱病欺人。
A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.
19、一時強弱在於力，萬古勝負在於理。
For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.
20、內行看門道，外行看人行道。
The expert watches the doorway, the layman watches the sidewalk.
21、一人說話全有理，兩人說話見高低。
One person speaks with all reason, two people speak with high or low.
22、狗記路，貓記家，小孩只記**媽。
Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.
23、枯木逢春猶再發，人無兩度再少年。
Dead trees return in spring, and no one is ever young again.
24、小時不教成渾蟲，長大不學成懶龍。
If you don't teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don't learn to be a lazy dragon.
25、人哄地皮，地哄肚皮。
People coax the ground, the ground coax the belly.
26、留得五湖明月在，不怕沒處下金鉤。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
27、有愛情的生活是幸福的，爲愛情而生活是愚蠢的。
Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
28、人惡人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。
The wicked are afraid of heaven, but the good deceive heaven.
29、走路不怕上高山，撐船不怕過險灘。
Walking is not afraid of climbing mountains, and boating is not afraid of crossing dangerous beaches.
30、泥人經不起雨淋，假話經不起對證。
The clay man can't stand the rain and the falsehood can't stand the proof.
31、不怕虎狼當面坐，只怕人前兩面刀。
They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
32、有了千錢想萬錢，當了皇帝想成仙。
Thoughts of thousands of money, when the emperor wants to become immortal.
33、男人好吃要背帳，女人好吃要上當。
Men have to cheat when they are tasty, while women cheat when they are tasty.
34、說空話的人有一個甜蜜的舌頭，實幹的人有一雙勤勞的手。
The empty talker has a sweet tongue, and the doer has a pair of industrious hands.
35、一家之計在於和，一生之計在於勤。
A family's plan lies in harmony and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence.
36、不怕吃飯揀大碗，就怕幹活愛偷懶。
Not afraid to eat and pick big bowls, but afraid to work lazy.
37、一天省下一兩糧，十年要用倉來裝。
Save one or two grains a day and store them in warehouses for ten years.
38、人在福中不知福，船在水中不知流。
A man knows no happiness in happiness, but a ship knows no flow in water.
39、全是生薑不辣，全是花椒不麻。
All raw ginger is not spicy, all pepper is not numb.
40、忠實的人，對人處處關心；虛僞的人，對人當面奉承。
Faithful people care about people everywhere; hypocritical people flatter people face to face.
41、秦嶺山脈一條線，南吃大米北吃麪。
There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.
42、人愛富的，狗咬窮的。
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
43、一個雞蛋吃不飽，一身臭名背到老。
An egg is not enough to eat, and it's notorious all the time.
44、阿大穿新，阿二穿舊，阿三穿補，要四穿破。
A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears broken.
45、爲人不做虧心事，半夜敲門心不驚。
Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.
46、人有恆心萬事成，人無恆心萬事崩。
All things come true with perseverance, but all things come to an end without perseverance.
47、門前有馬非爲富，家中有人不算窮。
There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.
48、自己做錯不算數，別人做錯打**。
It doesn't matter what you do wrong, others do wrong spanking.
