搞笑英語諺語大全
1、不怕虎狼當面坐，只怕人前兩面刀。
They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
2、逢着瞎子不談光，逢着癩子不談瘡。
Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don't talk about sores.
3、男人好吃要背帳，女人好吃要上當。
Men have to cheat when they are tasty, while women cheat when they are tasty.
4、根深不怕風搖動，樹正何愁影子斜。
Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.
5、人家誇，一朵花；自己誇，人笑話。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
6、命裏有時終需有，命裏無時莫強求。
You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kvetch for it if it doesn't appear in your life.
7、人心不足蛇呑象，貪心不足吃月亮。
People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.
8、親不過父母，近不過夫妻。
Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
9、百世修來同船渡，千世修來共枕眠。
Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.
10、龍游淺水遭蝦戲，虎落平陽被犬欺。
Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
11、人怕傷心，樹怕剝皮。
People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.
12、說空話的人有一個甜蜜的舌頭，實幹的人有一雙勤勞的手。
The empty talker has a sweet tongue, and the doer has a pair of industrious hands.
13、秀才餓死不賣書，壯士窮途不賣劍。
Scholars die of hunger and do not sell books, but warriors do not sell swords.
14、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
15、一千個嘴把式，頂不上一個手把式。
A thousand mouthholds, not one handleholds.
16、有錢殺人不償命，沒錢淘氣也坐牢。
Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.
17、阿大穿新，阿二穿舊，阿三穿補，要四穿破。
A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears broken.
18、人活七十稀，請教不爲低。
Seventy people live a sparse life.
19、屋裏無燈望月出，身上無衣望天熱。
There was no lamp in the house to watch the moon rise, and no clothes to watch the heat.
20、人各有心，物各有主。
Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.
21、留得五湖明月在，不怕沒處下金鉤。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
22、有了千錢想萬錢，當了皇帝想成仙。
Thoughts of thousands of money, when the emperor wants to become immortal.
23、長木匠，短鐵匠，不長不短是裁縫。
Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
24、皮裏生的皮裏熱，皮裏不生冷似鐵。
The skin is hot, but not cold as iron.
25、弟兄不和鄰里欺，將相不和鄰國欺。
If a brother does not deceive his neighbour, he will not deceive his neighbour.
26、留得五湖明月在，不愁無處下金鉤。
Keep the bright moon in the lakes, there is no place to worry about the golden hook.
27、好漢做事幹到底，好馬登程跑到頭。
A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.
28、秦嶺山脈一條線，南吃大米北吃麪。
There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.
29、不要看公羊叫得厲害，要看他過河的本領。
Don't look at the ram barking badly, but at his ability to cross the river.
30、入門休問榮枯事，觀看容顏便得知。
When you get to the door, you will find out when you look at your face.
31、一時強弱在於力，萬古勝負在於理。
For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.
32、愛吹牛的人，嘴邊冒着青煙。
A boaster has smoke on his lips.
33、一家養女百家求，一馬不行百家憂。
One family needs a hundred daughters, but one horse can't make a hundred families worry.
34、狐狸總要露尾巴，毒蛇總要吐舌頭。
A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.
35、內練一口氣，外練一口屁。
Practice one breath inside and one ass outside.
36、人怕話多，活怕人做。
People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.
37、受恩深處宜先退，得意濃時便可休。
It is better to retreat from the depths of gratitude, and then rest when you are proud.
38、人怕沒臉，樹怕沒皮。
People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.
39、人多智謀廣，柴多火焰高。
Many people are wise and wise, but many firewood have a high flame.
40、十年窗下無人問，一舉成名天下知。
No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.
41、人不虧地皮，地不虧肚皮。
No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
42、爲人不做虧心事，半夜敲門心不驚。
Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.
43、人惡人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。
The wicked are afraid of heaven, but the good deceive heaven.
44、人強人欺病，人弱病欺人。
A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.
45、種菜老婆吃菜腳，做鞋老婆打赤腳。
The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
